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Tom Brokaw asks Al Gore why he needed a 10,000 square foot home, and Al Gore totally ducked the question.

He never addressed Brokaw’s question, nor how it compared to Bush’s ultra-green Crawford home…Notice also his lack of eye contact while giving his answer: the sure sign of a lie in progress.

How stupid do you have be, really, to even give this guy the time of day?

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In yet another reminder of how “global warming” has become more religion than science, Al Gore has begun channeling Jerry Falwell over the Myanmar cyclone…

Repent of your carbon-emitting ways or the next storm will be visited upon you, so sayeth Al Gore…Is it too much to ask that he even show the modicum of decency not to use the death of 50,000 people to push his junk science/get-rich-quick scheme?

Don’t answer that….We both already know the answer…

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In an effort to unseat Al Gore as the sorest loser in electoral history, Robert Mugabe is holding partial recounts in a transparent attempt to rig the results of the presidential election which he already lost.

If you can’t read this story and think “sounds exactly like Florida in 2000″ then you’re either struggling with reading comprehension or are too busy playing the Democratic version of all three monkeys in the “See No Evil. Hear No Evil. Speak No Evil” trio…

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Al “The Science Is Settled” Gore has made himself a career out of being a failed environmental snake oil salesman after being tossed on his can after a career as a failed political snake oil salesman. Much like Enron, you can almost trace the arcing career paths in both arenas: from nearly achieving the pinnacle of each field, he was exposed as an empty shell filling himself only with what he thought it would take for people to like him. And today is the day his failure in enivornmental science really become evident after the latest IPCC release shows that everything Al Gore said about global warming is a complete fabrication.

And who are these people who exposed Al Gore’s deceits? The usual skeptics who alarmists liken to Holocaust deniers for having the nerve to challenge their propaganda? Nope. It’s Al “I’ll Say Whatever It Takes for People to Like Me” Gore’s fellow Nobel winners: IPCC. Ouch…that’s gotta hurt…again…

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